Archive for the ‘TV & Film’ Category

No, I Will Not Do The Good Day

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

You can't be serious. It's a TV ad! It's a radio ad! It's even a subway ad! You even have the gall to claim on the subway ads that "everyone is doing it!" Really? The only people I've seen do it are the anchors and their zombie-like backup dancers in the ...

I Have a Question for Fox 5

Monday, November 5th, 2007

I know that global warming has been making temperatures unseasonably warm lately, but since when is 51 degrees (5 degrees below normal!) considered "cold?"

Drew Carey May Be Bad, But This Guy is Worse

Friday, October 19th, 2007

I'm home sick from work today. But that's good news, because that means I can watch Drew Carey hosting The Price is Right for the first time. Drew Carey really seems to rush the show along. He's very awkward, and he doesn't quite look like he knows what he's doing. See, ...

Our Regularly-Scheduled Program Will Not Be Seen Tonight

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

...or any other time between now and next October. And maybe even longer than that.

Meet the Women of Fox Business Channel

Monday, October 1st, 2007

I'm a news geek, so I'm really excited about the Fox Business Channel, even though I despise Fox with a passion for trying to make news sexy by taking all the actual content out of it and throwing pretty bimbos up on the screen. Oh, wait. Here they go again. That last dude... come ...

Smutty Foxy Puppies

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Dirty Sexy Money premiered last night. I don't think I'll ever watch it, based on the premise. But it's definitely one of the most brilliantly-titled shows ever. TV Exec: So, what's the name of this show? Show Creator: Well, you know how people like dirt? TV Exec: Yes. Go on... Show Creator: And you ...

Television Shows That, Believe It or Not, Are Still On The Air

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

It's just about the beginning of the new fall television season, and I'd just like to point out a few shows that are shockingly still on the air. Perhaps they've fallen off your radar, but the fact that these programs have carried on as long as they have boggles my ...

A Message to the Creator of The Sopranos

Monday, June 11th, 2007



Little Did I Know That I Don’t Love New York

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

People often assume that since I'm a blogger, I must be well-versed in modern-day pop culture. After all, I read Gawker! I must know everyone who's anyone! I must be able to pick out every socialite, reality television star, and American Idol contestant on the street and tell you every ...

5 Statements Made by Radio Personalities Who Have Not Been Fired

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?" - Rush Limbaugh, host of a radio program syndicated on nearly 600 radio stations nationwide "Many, many, many of the poor in New Orleans are in that condition. They weren't going to leave no matter what you ...