Archive for the ‘Life in NYC’ Category
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
The Metropolitan Transit Authority is the most efficient and well-run public transit system in the world!
You know who I just love? Tourists who visit New York City! They're so sweet and innocent and polite. And they sure do know how to get around town on those fancy double-decker buses!
This free ...
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Monday, March 31st, 2008
Things That Are Pleasing to See First Thing in The Morning:
A beautiful sunrise
The smiling face of your significant other
Breakfast in bed
A hot cup of coffee
Things That Are NOT Pleasing to See First Thing in The Morning:
Naked Ed Koch in your gym locker room
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Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
So, the economy is tanking (can't wait for that $600 check!), consumer prices are through the roof (thanks, Ethanol!), and the dollar is barely worth the paper it's printed on (the paper is from Crane, and Crane paper is pretty expensive). It's already expensive to live in New York City, and ...
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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
The foul-smelling bearded man proselytizing in a booming voice directly in my ear on a jam-packed L Train at 8:30 in the morning said that hell is a "lake of fire where those who are not born-again will pay for their sins."
Unfortunately, he is mistaken. Hell is actually a foul-smelling bearded man proselytizing in a booming ...
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Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
Do you wax nostalgic for a time when going to Manhattan's only Trader Joe's was an experience so exciting that you couldn't contain yourself while standing outside the store just waiting to get in?
I sure don't, since shopping at Trader Joe's these days is about as enjoyable as a dentist appointment. But for ...
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Friday, March 7th, 2008
Daylight Savings Time starts this weekend, and that can only mean one thing: spring is on the way. What's another sure sign that spring is on the way?
(Seen last night at the corner of 51st and 7th)
Just when you think you've gotten the Mister Softee song out of your head from ...
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Friday, February 29th, 2008
PHONE CALLS ARE BEST MADE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS - Instead, one side of this conversation was conducted by a woman at the corner of 12th Street and 1st Avenue in the East Village: "Yeah, I don't really know how it happened, either. Aside from Mexico, I, uh, haven't really done, uh, anything ...
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Thursday, February 28th, 2008
A photo from 7th Avenue and 54th Street:
You know, there could be a variety of reasons why you're going out of business, but my best guess is that you've made horrible business decisions all along - like covering up the actual name of your business with a giant "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS" ...
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Friday, February 22nd, 2008
Crocodile Lounge on 14th Street used to be tolerable... no, enjoyable... before it was discovered by every freaking NYU student on the face of the earth (how do you know a bar is over? When you get carded at the door at 6:30pm on a Tuesday night). The result is ...
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Thursday, February 21st, 2008
I often read through the Sunday Real Estate section of the New York Times so I can dream about the great apartment I'll never own. Or, the way the real estate market is right now, any apartment I'll never own.
I came across this ad last Sunday for a luxury condo ...
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