Archive for the ‘General stupidity’ Category
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
Today is April 15th, and your taxes are due. Here are some tax tips that will help those who have put it off until today:
Don't do your taxes at the last minute.
Seriously, are you stupid? There's been plenty of warning.
You got your W-2 three months ago. Remember?
What, did you think ...
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Monday, April 14th, 2008
I saw this pop up on my Facebook News Feed over the weekend:
Seriously? You're a fan of a company that charges you almost twice the face value of a concert ticket in inexplicable fees? Oh, I guess you're the type that enjoys getting it up the ass. You and 156,579 other people.
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Thursday, March 27th, 2008
I get it! The world is in my hands if I go to Baruch.
But unfortunately, it's an alternate world in a parallel universe where Mexico is a regional superpower that has jurisdiction over the Panama Canal.
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Thursday, March 20th, 2008
Duane Reade has been running a new radio ad for the past week that is blatant false advertising. Why? Well, it opens like this:
Cheery Male Cashier: ...eighteen, nineteen, twenty. There you go, ma'am. And thank you for shopping at Duane Reade!
The ad then goes on as an exchange between the ...
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Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
I'm sick today, so I'm totally phoning it in. Being sick always reminds me of bad doctors. Here's a story of one such bad doctor experience from a bout of strep throat in 2006.
My normal doctor was out of town when I came down with strep throat. Instead, I had ...
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Friday, February 1st, 2008
WHY I FEAR FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR NATION - Teen girl on L Train this morning: "It's 2008, who punishes their kids anymore? I ain't never been punished my whole entire life." God help us all.
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Friday, January 11th, 2008
It may seem silly, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people mispronounce a very simple word: Chipotle.
In the past few years, with the increasingly mainstream use of the pepper and the massive expansion of the burrito chain of the same name, the word Chipotle has become a ...
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Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
Hi, I'd like to purchase these four plates for $4.95 each.
Oh, it's available as a set? Great!
Hey, wait a minute... I WANT MY FIFTEEN CENTS BACK!
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Thursday, December 6th, 2007
I finally found a reason to dislike Julia Allison other than for the simple fact that she's a publicity whore. If we, as a nation, have stooped so low as to care about the stuff in the magazine she edits, I think humanity is doomed. Look at the "news" from this week's issue ...
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Thursday, December 6th, 2007
I don't get enraged very easily, but the folks at Campus Squeeze raised my blood pressure a good dozen points by posting a list of the 20 Ugliest College Campuses. Coming in at #17: my alma mater, Ithaca College. Here's the photo of Ithaca College that they used to prove their ...
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