Archive for the ‘amNY Watch’ Category

amNY Watch: In Other News, A Lot of People Vote Today

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Yesterday was Super Tuesday - one of the biggest news events so far in 2008. Here's amNewYork's coverage of the primaries from yesterday: Page 7: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Amy Winehouse. Page 11: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. It's nice to see that amNewYork has its priorities in place.

amNY Watch: Redefining “Sports”

Friday, January 25th, 2008

This article was in today's sports section in amNewYork, and it was probably written by either a 10 year-old, or a 29 year-old who lives in his parents' basement on Staten Island: Um, you're not actually taking this seriously, are you? You do realize that it's all staged, right? I guess this is ...

amNY Watch: Just Like Pisa!

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

This morning's amNewYork cover story is about a building in Lower Manhattan that is leaning! This is huge news. Why? Because nothing is better than making comparisons to the "strangely similar" Leaning Tower of Pisa. In fact, here's a list of reasons how this building and the one in Pisa are ...

amNY Watch: G-Men Beat Cowboys, Terrorists

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

From today's amNewYork: A G-man? Really?! Which one? Eli Manning? Plexico Burress? Amani Toomer? Actually, even though he's hurt, I'm gonna guess that it's Jeremy Shockey.

amNY Watch: It Must Be a Slow News Day

Friday, January 11th, 2008

This morning, amNewYork broke a huge news story: the MTA is installing and testing projection screens with ads in New York City Subway stations. This would be news... if they didn't start testing these screens over three months ago. If you ride the subway in New York, you've probably walked through one of the hub stations where ...

amNY Watch: I Throw My New Year’s Eve Party on December 30th

Monday, January 7th, 2008

From today's amNewYork comes a subtle, yet obvious error:  Today is the eve of the New Hampshire primary. Yesterday - Sunday - was not. On second thought, the use of the word "yesterday" in that sentence doesn't make any sense in the first place. The quality writing in amNewYork: you get what you pay for.

amNY Watch: Speaking in Tongues

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

I could touch on the fact that amNewYork seems to be taking a vacation; today's issue was a pathetic 32 pages - about 30% smaller than usual. But instead, take a look at this gem of a punctuation job on page 7. I have yet to determine just what that character is at the end, but ...

amNY Watch: R.I.P. Five-on-Five

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

I talk a lot of smack about amNewYork each week, but there's one section I have rarely (okay, only once) poked fun at: Friday's Five-on-Five. Each week, their sportswriters put together an amusing - and even sometimes laugh-out-loud funny - wrap-up of the week's sports news. And while it was ...

amNY Watch: Identity Crisis

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Hey, here's a free event to enjoy tonight, according to today's amNewYork: Yes, he reads from his memoir tonight. Here's a picture of Edwidge Danticat: Wow. That's the ugliest man I've ever seen. (Thanks to EVI reader Janine for pointing this one out.)

amNY Watch: Now You’re Just Making Words Up

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

You can never get in enough riffs on amNewYork, even in a holiday-shortened week. So here's one from today's issue. Lastest! It's not last! It's not latest! It's two-two-two words in one!