Archive for the ‘amNY Watch’ Category

amNY Watch: The MTA Wants You to Keep Smoking

Monday, June 9th, 2008

This morning, I saw an MTA employee stationed out on the corner of 14th and 1st with a giant garbage can and a stack of copies of today's amNewYork. He had just put down a huge batch of papers on the sidewalk and picked up a fresh stack when I came up from ...

amNY Watch: Those Commie Bastards

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Yesterday's amNewYork proves that the paper has a clear anti-communist stance. It must be North Korea! Why would a freedom-loving country kill millions of birds? It was probably a Freudian slip. Someone at amNewYork must equate death with North Korea. And who can really blame them? Amazingly, it appears that amNewYork is getting better ...

amNY Watch: The Brackets [Really] Help!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

From an interview with Janeane Garofolo in last Thursday's amNewYork:  Really? I thought she was talking about Cynthia Nixon. I knew that Sex in the City was part of a vast right-wing conspiracy! And Ronald Reagan? I thought she meant John Henninger Reagan, the former Postmaster General of the Confederacy. That guy was always an ...

amNY Watch: Don’t ‘Taint’ My Morning Newspaper Reading

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Thanks to a number of readers for pointing out this example of unnecessary quotation marks in yesterday's amNewYork: I thought that amNewYork was about to break the news of more juicy Spitzer sex details. Regardless of whether or not I really wanted to know more about Spitzer's taint, the article doesn't tell me more. It doesn't ...

amNY Watch: Not Clear on This “Happy Hour” Thing

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

amNewYork has run a god-awful "Happy Hour" section every Tuesday that lists four marginally-good to completely-douchey bars in a neighborhood and their happy hour deals. They've managed to screw this feature up before, but now they're just phoning it in: And what are those "cheap drinks?" Well, the "special" on Killarney Rose's ...

amNY Watch: Rewriting History

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Here's a review of HBO's John Adams that ran in today's amNewYork: Yeah, um, crack that textbook again, because John Adams was our nation's second president. You know how you could find that out? Go to Wikipedia and type "John Adams." Here's the first line: John Adams, Jr. (October 30, 1735 – ...

amNY Watch: Obama? Nah, Oh Babies!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

A lot of people ask me why I'm so hard on amNewYork. They must think I have a personal grudge against someone there or, perhaps, they slighted me after I applied for a job there. The bottom line is simple: I just think this paper would be better run by ...

amNY Watch: Time to Re-Prioritize

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Ever since the Iowa Caucuses, I've rolled my eyes when amNewYork claims that the results of political primaries were "too late." Apparently, amNewYork keeps the schedule of an old lady (but not the old gray lady, obviously) and has to go to bed before 9pm. But wait! An INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT NEWS STORY took ...

amNY Watch: Don’t Leave Me Hangin!

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Great job on the headline on page 28 of today's amNewYork: Seriously, how do they miss these mistakes? Do they have a spiteful copy editor who wants me to make this a daily feature? Flashback: amNY Watch: Don't Leave Me Hangin! (11/2/06)

amNY Watch: Out of My Jurisdiction

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

On their amInsider page today, amNewYork had a guide to happy hours in the East Village. If this place is in the East Village, I must live in the Financial District. amNewYork, how dare you suggest that this bar is in my neighborhood! It gives the East Village a bad name! Coincidentally, in classic half-assed amNewYork fashion, the ...