About
Chris is lives in New York City’s East Village and originally hails from an often-overlooked New England state. He works in some sort of advertising job, although there’s no clear answer to the question, “just what would you say you do around here?” On the side, Chris might call himself a “freelance writer.” But then again, all bloggers are freelance writers.
This blog has no mission. It serves no purpose other than to entertain its readers. If you are not entertained by the content on this blog, then it probably wasn’t meant for you.
He doesn’t like to brag, but his work on this blog has been featured on Gawker, Manhattan Users Guide, Wonkette, NYMag.com, Fishbowl NY, Gothamist, the New York Times’ Cityroom blog, Curbed, and a bunch of other super-awesome web sites. One blogger once called him “a national treasure.” But, you know, he doesn’t like to brag.
Chris’ favorite topics of discussion range from New York City pedestrian etiquette and grammatical correctness to sports to bar hopping and his favorite New York newspaper.
Chris has a lot of oddball hobbies. You might see them mentioned on his blog from time to time, especially when it comes to travel, fantasy sports, and, more often than he would probably want to admit, beer tasting.
Chris hates writing about himself in a biographical manner. Especially in the third person.

