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I’ve Been Neglecting This Site More Than A… [insert various off-color jokes here]

Hello there. I kicked this site to the curb last week, and it finally found its way back to me today. So here goes nothing.

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The latest in “no, you’re doing it wrong.” Seriously, this is not a difficult one.  You could get accessories right, but not coffee?

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In case you were ever wondering what operating system the screens in the back of the cabs run on… now you know. I learned this last night, and it took nearly my entire $7 cab ride for the whole thing to reboot. Way to go, Microsoft.

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This photo looks pixelated, but it’s not. The sign is. Hey, Town Tavern, next time you blow money on a 10-foot-high banner, why don’t you create a source image that’s a little bit bigger than a web banner?

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I may or may not be responsible for creating a Fake Julio Lugo Twitter stream.  I am most certainly not responsible for the Fake Michael Kay Twitter stream, but it’s even more hilarious. My own Twitter stream, however, has been described by one of my followers as “like being on a virtual pub crawl.”

This entry was posted on Friday, May 8th, 2009 at 9:58 am and is filed under Odds and Ends. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “I’ve Been Neglecting This Site More Than A… [insert various off-color jokes here]”

  1. May 8th, 2009 at 10:13 am

    paul says:

    I thought it ironic that you stopped blogging after your swine flue post. Glad to see you’re alright!

  2. May 15th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    John says:

    Coffy is different from Coffee, which is why it’s only 75 cents.

  3. May 27th, 2009 at 2:27 am

    Courtney says:

    Are you ever coming back?

  4. June 4th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Frumpzilla says:

    My dear Idiot - Frumpzilla, here. I am a secret admirer of your work (you wouldn’t want me to be too public an admirer because I’m - well, frumpy) Anyway, that’s neither here nor there, is it?

    The purpose of my visit - aside from my habitual lurking - is to inform you that I have “tagged” you as part of some semi-global blog shenanigans called “tagging.”

    If you care to participate, the rules appear to be as follows: write a post mentioning the fact that you’ve been tagged, with a link to your tagger(the self-aggrandizement part); include a list of 6 Unimportant Things That Make You Happy (the lame part): then list links to your six favorite blogs (the show me the money part) with follow-up comments on those 6 blogs explaining why you’re acting like a stealth nitwit.

    Simple much?

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