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This Week in Badvertising

Bad clip art use. No, little girl, you’re doing it wrong. You’re sitting too close! STEP AWAY FROM THE MONITOR!

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 Sitting that close is bad for your eyes. You’re gonna go blind, kid! ConEd clearly doesn’t care about this little girl’s eyesight. 

Okay, so that’s not their responsibility. And, if she starts losing her eyesight, she’ll need brighter lights in her room when she’s older. Brighter lights = more wattage = PROFIT!

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