east village idiot

Hi there. Last week was a busy week with the holidays and such. And by “such,” I mostly mean drinking. This has sent up some red flags with my mind and my liver to LAY THE FUCK OFF. Especially after coming home on Friday night at 2am and deciding it was a good idea to go back out. Barely anything good happens after 1am, but nothing good happens after 2am.

Speaking of being out late, it appears that nobody is working this week except me. I make this judgment based on the number of drunk people passing by my building tonight, and the bass from the music vibrating the entire building a couple floors above me. To those of you who will be sleeping in while I spend the slowest week of the entire year in a cubicle twiddling my thumbs and organizing my desk, I hope you come home alone, your sleep is restless, and you have a nasty hangover all day.

So, what did I do for the holidays? Well, I spent it with my family and received several nice gifts. But thanks to my family’s new addition, I had to stay in a hotel by the Providence Airport. This would have been perfect if I had also gotten a hooker for Christmas. Unfortunately, I did not get a hooker for Christmas (although prostitution is legal in Rhode Island), I did not get laid at all, and the icing on the cake was finding out that my crush during my college years had a crush on me, too. Ain’t that a kick in the head? I can laugh about that now, since she came to me for relationship advice. Of course, coming to me for relationship advice is probably a reflection of her poor judgment, so it might have been for the better.

As a New England Patriots fan, I’d like to thank the New York Jets for making January - easily the worst month of the year - even worse by giving me no reason to watch playoff football. At least I’ll get a lot of sleep, and I probably won’t drink a lot.

Then again, it looks like my plan to lay off the booze just got a jumpstart by Brett Favre. Maybe he is good for something other than throwing interceptions.

Finally, this video is not particularly funny, until it is, at which point it also gets kind of creepy.

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