Thursday Finisher: This is Why I Don’t Watch Reality TV
I hate reality television with a burning passion. And thanks to FourFour, I can finally post one YouTube video that shows you exactly why.
It’s a short week this week. I know, it’s a tragedy. Deal with it. What are you going to do tomorrow without a post from me? The same thing you’ve done every day for the past few weeks that I’ve been phoning it in… you’re going to go somewhere else. (Or a bunch of other places, too, all listed on the right. Seriously, those links are there for a reason. Use them. Cherish them. Consider them your new best friends. But I know, I know… you’re not here to make friends.)
I’m in Montreal tonight, banging strippers and watching beers at a bachelor party. Or the other way around. Whatever. Then, it’s on to another wedding. There will be stories, and maybe I won’t get too sentimental.
Have a great weekend.
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July 10th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
lozo says:I feel as though if you have time to update your Facebook status every 20 minutes, you can muster a post tomorrow.
And why are you putting pressure on me to deliver for your audience tomorrow? Jesus. I think I can come through, though. That’s what she said.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
[Cherry] Ride says:Classic. That’s exactly how I feel about blogging.
kinda.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
magickat says:Damn! The word friends was used so many times I don’t even know what it means anymore! Friends. What’s it mean? Who cares? I’m not here to make friends anyway.
July 13th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
j says:I thought strippers had that whole “no touch” policy.
Unless you’re hot. I bet strippers throw out the “no touch” if you’re smokin
July 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
StephieBee says:F-ing hysterical!