Jokes That Need To Be Revised Now That The Canadian Dollar is On Par With The U.S. Dollar
That Giants game reminded me of the Canadian Dollar: strong and good for four quarters.A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?”
“I got it for ten dollars, eh.” answers Bob.
“Oh!” exclaims Doug, “Good trade.”Roy Halladay, the ace for the Blue Jays, has 10 wins, but that’s only 10 wins in Canadian.
“Why won’t you take this Canadian quarter,” the customer at the bodega asks.
The cashier replies, “well, you’re making me take this all the way to the bank to cash it in for the same value!”In Canada, we have two seasons: vacationing in Florida thanks to the favorable exchange rate, and July.
Canada: America’s Diamond-Studded Top Hat
I’m going to Canada tomorrow for the first time in three years, back when I could get $1.25 in Canadian currency for a buck. It just won’t be the same. Nor will these jokes.
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July 9th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
meg says:welcome to our great country. although it’s significantly different from east to west (much like America, but with some different stereotypes), so I am compelled to ask… where in canada?
July 10th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Rob says:CHEZ DIANE!!!!!!!!!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 9:06 am
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