An Open Letter to Forbes.com
April 29, 2008 – 12:56 pmDear Forbes.com,
Seriously. Quit it with the slide shows of stock photos. It’s getting a little ridiculous.
Love,
Chris
P.S. Where can I get one of those really cool burger-phones?
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7 Responses
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By Sarah on Apr 29, 2008
Here’s what’s ridiculous… people actually read Forbes! Well, I guess with all the breakthrough “exercise is good for you” articles, how can you afford NOT to read it!?
By Conservatives and Normals on Apr 29, 2008
Yeah, yeah, the stock photos are obnoxious…but I can’t believe you didn’t satirize on the tailor’s ad…”Four” generations (instead of “For”), and the mention of executives of the chocolate drink empire “Coco”-Cola. Obviously their editor defected from amNewYork!
By Marc on Apr 29, 2008
I think the makers of Juno can tell you where to get a hamburger phone.
By samantha on Apr 29, 2008
Juno’s phone wasn’t hand held. I believe you can get a wireless one at McDonalds (or maybe Burger King). You just have to yell really loud.
By LizM on Apr 29, 2008
Only one researcher thinks exercise is a good idea? Well, you’ve convinced me!!
By Ha Ha Sound on Apr 30, 2008
Marc: I’m a big fan of Cherry Coco-Cola.
They call it chic-a-cherry-cola for short.
By Chris on Apr 30, 2008