Isn’t Everything Wonderful?
The Metropolitan Transit Authority is the most efficient and well-run public transit system in the world!
You know who I just love? Tourists who visit New York City! They’re so sweet and innocent and polite. And they sure do know how to get around town on those fancy double-decker buses!
This free daily newspaper, amNewYork, is the best newspaper in New York. Its high-quality content and engaging articles make me want to read it from cover-to-cover every day. amNewYork is a must-read!
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April 1st, 2008 at 9:49 am
Aaron says:Happy April Fools day to you too.
April 1st, 2008 at 9:52 am
Chris says:I don’t think you complain enough.
April 1st, 2008 at 10:26 am
beej says:And the Yankees are the best team EVER!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:04 am
amish says:Sometimes I wonder why you even live here anymore.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:41 am
lozo says:seriously. you’re the most miserable blogger i know. thank god you’re funny.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:43 am
Cody says:A family of tourists will find this page and take all of this literally.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
brooke says:do you hope to deter people from moving there? it’s not working.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Chris says:In honor of the beginning of the fourth month of 2008, I ate a baby for breakfast this morning.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:12 pm
brooke says:hopefully it was a dollar or less and TOASTED W/ BUTTER.
April 1st, 2008 at 2:59 pm
magickat says:I knew it was April Fools Day only after the praise to amNewYork.
April 1st, 2008 at 9:32 pm
NYCPonderings Chick says:I f-in love april fools day
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 am
Annie in MN says:amNY is classy too! I saw this on www.overheardinnewyork.com
AM New York lady to another: Bitch, don’t be comin’ over here! AM New York, people — get your AM New York! Fuck you, you bitch, I been here since seven AM every day this week. Don’t be givin’ me that shit. Get your lazy ass off my corner ‘fore I cut you! Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you! AM New York, people, AM New York…
–Penn Station
Overheard by: BJ
December 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Rickenbacker says:Why Obama lies about educational reforms??
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