Isn’t Everything Wonderful?

April 1, 2008 – 9:31 am

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The Metropolitan Transit Authority is the most efficient and well-run public transit system in the world!

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You know who I just love? Tourists who visit New York City! They’re so sweet and innocent and polite. And they sure do know how to get around town on those fancy double-decker buses!

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This free daily newspaper, amNewYork, is the best newspaper in New York. Its high-quality content and engaging articles make me want to read it from cover-to-cover every day. amNewYork is a must-read!



  1. 12 Responses

  2. Happy April Fools day to you too.

    By Aaron on Apr 1, 2008

  3. I don’t think you complain enough.

    By Chris on Apr 1, 2008

  4. And the Yankees are the best team EVER!

    By beej on Apr 1, 2008

  5. Sometimes I wonder why you even live here anymore.

    By amish on Apr 1, 2008

  6. seriously. you’re the most miserable blogger i know. thank god you’re funny.

    By lozo on Apr 1, 2008

  7. A family of tourists will find this page and take all of this literally.

    By Cody on Apr 1, 2008

  8. do you hope to deter people from moving there? it’s not working.

    By brooke on Apr 1, 2008

  9. In honor of the beginning of the fourth month of 2008, I ate a baby for breakfast this morning.

    By Chris on Apr 1, 2008

  10. hopefully it was a dollar or less and TOASTED W/ BUTTER.

    By brooke on Apr 1, 2008

  11. I knew it was April Fools Day only after the praise to amNewYork.

    By magickat on Apr 1, 2008

  12. I f-in love april fools day

    By NYCPonderings Chick on Apr 1, 2008

  13. amNY is classy too! I saw this on www.overheardinnewyork.com

    AM New York lady to another: Bitch, don’t be comin’ over here! AM New York, people — get your AM New York! Fuck you, you bitch, I been here since seven AM every day this week. Don’t be givin’ me that shit. Get your lazy ass off my corner ‘fore I cut you! Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you! AM New York, people, AM New York…

    –Penn Station

    Overheard by: BJ

    By Annie in MN on Apr 3, 2008

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