Rude Awakening
March 31, 2008 – 7:58 amThings That Are Pleasing to See First Thing in The Morning:
- A beautiful sunrise
- The smiling face of your significant other
- Breakfast in bed
- A hot cup of coffee
Things That Are NOT Pleasing to See First Thing in The Morning:
- Naked Ed Koch in your gym locker room
11 Responses
What if your significant other is Ed Koch? Would that be considered a pleasing thing AND a not-pleasing thing?
By Clinton on Mar 31, 2008
What about a naked Ed Koch serving you breakfast in bed? I guess that kind of makes it 50/50.
By Ha Ha Sound on Mar 31, 2008
I love the smell of naked Ed Koch in the morning.
By Ben K. on Mar 31, 2008
Koch crotch. Ha.
By DrunkBrunch on Mar 31, 2008
Did he do that “How ya doin’?” with the wave and smile that he does?
By Eric the BeehiveHairdresser on Mar 31, 2008
Rowr. Where’s your gym?
By Phil on Mar 31, 2008
Useless without pics.
Not that I want to see them.
By Beejus on Mar 31, 2008
Case adjourned.
By Cody on Mar 31, 2008
Was Doug Llewelyn there to interview you about how you felt about it?
By mjones on Mar 31, 2008
I still say that’s the guy from The Mary Tyler Moore Show…
By Todd on Apr 1, 2008
i mean i wouldn’t mind
By irish on Apr 2, 2008