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Rude Awakening

Things That Are Pleasing to See First Thing in The Morning:

  • A beautiful sunrise
  • The smiling face of your significant other
  • Breakfast in bed
  • A hot cup of coffee

Things That Are NOT Pleasing to See First Thing in The Morning:

  • Naked Ed Koch in your gym locker room

This entry was posted on Monday, March 31st, 2008 at 7:58 am and is filed under Life in NYC. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

11 Responses to “Rude Awakening”

  1. March 31st, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Clinton says:

    What if your significant other is Ed Koch? Would that be considered a pleasing thing AND a not-pleasing thing?

  2. March 31st, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Ha Ha Sound says:

    What about a naked Ed Koch serving you breakfast in bed? I guess that kind of makes it 50/50.

  3. March 31st, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Ben K. says:

    I love the smell of naked Ed Koch in the morning.

  4. March 31st, 2008 at 10:14 am

    DrunkBrunch says:

    Koch crotch. Ha.

  5. March 31st, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Eric the BeehiveHairdresser says:

    Did he do that “How ya doin’?” with the wave and smile that he does?

  6. March 31st, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Phil says:

    Rowr. Where’s your gym?

  7. March 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am

    Beejus says:

    Useless without pics.

    Not that I want to see them.

  8. March 31st, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    Cody says:

    Case adjourned.

  9. March 31st, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    mjones says:

    Was Doug Llewelyn there to interview you about how you felt about it?

  10. April 1st, 2008 at 9:14 am

    Todd says:

    I still say that’s the guy from The Mary Tyler Moore Show…

  11. April 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    irish says:

    i mean i wouldn’t mind

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