Damn You, Major League Baseball
March 25, 2008 – 9:50 amThere was baseball today, in case you didn’t know. And, like, regular season baseball… none of this exhibition crap. Therefore, I am completely and utterly useless today. I cannot function after sitting in a sports bar for three hours before work.
I didn’t drink, for the record. But I probably made a breakfast choice that was even worse: that big, juicy cheeseburger (breakfast of champions!) is really dragging me down. The fries that I had probably aren’t helping, either.
I want to take a nap.
6 Responses
Have an espresso. I usually have three throughout the course of the day, plus two cups of regular coffee.
By Ha Ha Sound on Mar 25, 2008
Well then, have a nap.
THEN FIRE THE MISSLES!
By Todd on Mar 25, 2008
Yeah - it was very weird watching US baseball teams playing a regular season game in Japan while I am at work in India.
Damn the flat world…
By Cock D on Mar 25, 2008
I love sports, but I just hate baseball man. I just absolutely hate it.
By Chris on Mar 25, 2008
Can you explain to me again why dyed in the wool Red Sox fans like yourself move to Manhattan?
Is it that you enjoy the sadistic torment?
Personally, I’m a hoops & hockey fan, who has no use for baseball on TV. In person - whole other story.
Given, it’s now cheaper to fly to Chicago & go to Wrigley than it will be to go to the 2 stadiums presently under construction in our outer boroughs.
By jane on Mar 25, 2008
jane: It’s because while we know your city far superior to Boston, we know our baseball team is far superior to the Yankees.
I kid, I kid.
Sort of.
By Chris on Mar 25, 2008