Outnumbered by Women and Roaches
March 18, 2008 – 10:15 amI live in an area of my office where there are three men and nineteen women.
Because of this, I have been given the responsibility of killing the friendly roaches that have decided to call our office home in the past few days.
I’ve killed three today alone.
“Just scream if you need me,” I told them.
“Oh, we’ll be sure to,” one of my co-workers said.
8 Responses
Could be worse. There could be BEDBUGS IN YOUR OFFICE.
I’m thinking about quitting.
By Sarah on Mar 18, 2008
Aw c’mon, ladies. I’m a girl and I kill roaches for my boyfriend.
By Ri L. on Mar 18, 2008
You are a wonderful man! One of the few things I miss about being married is that my husband killed bugs when I screamed.
Chris, will you hear my screams from Brooklyn when I need you?
By Bitch Cakes on Mar 18, 2008
When I lived out in Colorado, we had SCORPIONS in the office. THAT was scary!!!
By Aaron on Mar 18, 2008
Ewwwww! I’m female! I need a big strong man to kill bugs for me!!
Gimme a freakin’ break… sorry you work with such wusses, Chris.
By Gwin on Mar 18, 2008
What’s your killin’ technique?
By Eric the BeehiveHairdresser on Mar 18, 2008
Gwin: Well, to be fair, these are pretty freaking huge roaches. Like, 2 or 3 inches long.
Eric the BeehiveHairdresser: I prefer the slapping technique, preferably with an oversized women’s magazine like Oprah or Real Simple.
By Chris on Mar 18, 2008
Dude, if you can handle them, the girls can handle them. The heel on a high heeled shoe is a bug squasher’s dream!
But nice to hear that you’re a gentleman.
By ExposedNYC on Mar 19, 2008