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The Real Exit Poll Results

Yesterday was the Mississippi Presidential Primary. CNN conducted an Exit Poll, but didn’t show all of the results. The real results are below.

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 at 2:19 pm and is filed under Politics. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

7 Responses to “The Real Exit Poll Results”

  1. March 12th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    sue says:

    if you’re going to stereotype southerners, you should at least get it right. In my experience, the hicks you are trying to satirize are more likely to have a bigass satellite dish than an outhouse.

  2. March 12th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Ryan says:

    With respect: If you’re going to cite the [N-Word], have the balls to write it out. It would not have been inappropriate in this context. Buck up. You give the word more power by tip-toeing around it.

  3. March 12th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Chris says:

    Ryan: I can’t win either way. Then I’d be called a racist.

  4. March 12th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    lozo says:

    My biggest problem with the N-word thing is the fact you have “a” instead of “an” before it. If you’re gonna wuss out and not type out the word, at least use proper grammar.

  5. March 13th, 2008 at 8:06 am

    Chris says:

    lozo: I kid you not… I was actually struggling with whether to use “a” or “an” as I was writing this. “A” is appropriate, because “N-Word” is in brackets, much like any other expletive. For example, “he’s an [expletive]” would be appropriate if the quote was “he’s an asshole,” but “he’s a [expletive]” would be acceptable if he quote was “he’s a good-for-nothing piece of shit.”

    Yes, these are the things I think about.

  6. March 13th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    TROiSi says:

    Louis CK’s new HBO special (not sure when it will air - I was at the taping in Boston) deals with this N-word versus Nigger controversy in a very hilarious manner. Keep your eyes out for when it airs….

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