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My Own Personal Hell

The foul-smelling bearded man proselytizing in a booming voice directly in my ear on a jam-packed L Train at 8:30 in the morning said that hell is a “lake of fire where those who are not born-again will pay for their sins.”

Unfortunately, he is mistaken. Hell is actually a foul-smelling bearded man proselytizing in a booming voice directly in my ear on a jam-packed L Train at 8:30 in the morning.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 at 8:48 am and is filed under Life in NYC. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “My Own Personal Hell”

  1. March 12th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Clinton says:

    One of the wackiest things I’ve ever seen in NYC was one of those proselytizer guys getting into a shoving match with some old fart who was trying to get him to shut up. It was pretty hilarious.

  2. March 12th, 2008 at 11:43 am

    The Brooklyn Boy says:

    Ha. YES! Join the revolution and start reading from amNY next time.

  3. March 12th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Lauren says:

    Why don’t the enlightened need to shower?

  4. March 12th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    Todd says:

    Repent sinner!

  5. March 12th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Ryan says:

    Your story sounds oddly familiar. We should start a movement.

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