My Own Personal Hell

March 12, 2008 – 8:48 am

The foul-smelling bearded man proselytizing in a booming voice directly in my ear on a jam-packed L Train at 8:30 in the morning said that hell is a “lake of fire where those who are not born-again will pay for their sins.”

Unfortunately, he is mistaken. Hell is actually a foul-smelling bearded man proselytizing in a booming voice directly in my ear on a jam-packed L Train at 8:30 in the morning.



  1. 5 Responses

  2. One of the wackiest things I’ve ever seen in NYC was one of those proselytizer guys getting into a shoving match with some old fart who was trying to get him to shut up. It was pretty hilarious.

    By Clinton on Mar 12, 2008

  3. Ha. YES! Join the revolution and start reading from amNY next time.

    By The Brooklyn Boy on Mar 12, 2008

  4. Why don’t the enlightened need to shower?

    By Lauren on Mar 12, 2008

  5. Repent sinner!

    By Todd on Mar 12, 2008

  6. Your story sounds oddly familiar. We should start a movement.

    By Ryan on Mar 12, 2008

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