The Most Informative Subway Announcement Ever
On an L Train at 8:00 this morning:
Ladies and gentlemen… uh… this train is… uh… being delayed because… uh… there’s something happening ahead of us.
Well, at least he wasn’t lying.
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March 5th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Caitlyn says:I was taking the train to Reno Park last fall and the conducter started singing “Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow.”
March 5th, 2008 at 9:59 am
Bitch Cakes says:Thanks for the chuckle! I do prefer a vague announcement to none at all. I was on Metro North last night through that whole mess after the building collapse in Harlem; and I got more information by texting my friend (and she checked news websites) than from the on-board Metro North personnel. Gotta love it!
March 5th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Chris says:Sounds like a good man.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Todd says:I have a question for the grammar man: Is there a comma or a period in the annoucement after they say “protect yourself”?
Are they’re encouraging me to kick ass?
March 5th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Harris Bloom says:hey east village idiot,
i dunno, i hear that and i’d prolly duck under my seat.
rock on,
aitch
March 5th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
wishmewell says:wait, you mean they didn’t strand you for an hour without saying anything? thank god for fare hikes improving the service like that