amNY Watch: Time to Re-Prioritize
February 25, 2008 – 10:03 amEver since the Iowa Caucuses, I’ve rolled my eyes when amNewYork claims that the results of political primaries were “too late.” Apparently, amNewYork keeps the schedule of an old lady (but not the old gray lady, obviously) and has to go to bed before 9pm.
But wait! An INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT NEWS STORY took place last night and was included in today’s issue of amNewYork! The news didn’t take place until just before midnight last night, but it was front-page material today. What story could possibly warrant such importance?
Oh my God! Stop the presses!
Also, this story was on the local news page. I had no idea that they held the Oscars in New York this year.
2 Responses
You didn’t know? Yeah, I was kicking it with Beyonce and Eva Mendes for awhile after the show, until Eva said she wanted to go see lady liberty.
Eva can be lame sometimes.
By Chris on Feb 25, 2008
NY’s new solution to homeless- put them to work for AMNY. I’m sure they’d do a ton better.
By Caitlyn on Feb 25, 2008