Nice Melons!

February 21, 2008 – 10:42 am

I often read through the Sunday Real Estate section of the New York Times so I can dream about the great apartment I’ll never own. Or, the way the real estate market is right now, any apartment I’ll never own.

I came across this ad last Sunday for a luxury condo building in Lower Manhattan.

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So, uh, yeah, that’s a woman holding her melons.

That wasn’t exactly subtle or anything.



  1. 9 Responses

  2. What can you expect from a building on John St.?

    By Sarah on Feb 21, 2008

  3. I live in another building owned by that company. Good to see my astronomical rent payments are going towards great advertising…

    By Brandi on Feb 21, 2008

  4. That chick is hot

    By Todd on Feb 21, 2008

  5. Her melons look so nice!

    By brookLyn gaL on Feb 21, 2008

  6. They’re unbelievably round!

    By Mike on Feb 21, 2008

  7. This is an exceptional building….same architect as the Empire State Building…

    By chris on Feb 21, 2008

  8. shes asian, so its clearly just ironic that shes holding them.

    By duh on Feb 22, 2008

  9. those are totally fake.

    By keith on Feb 22, 2008

  10. You know, the best way to see if those things are ripe is squeezing ‘em.

    By Todd on Feb 25, 2008

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