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Nice Melons!

I often read through the Sunday Real Estate section of the New York Times so I can dream about the great apartment I’ll never own. Or, the way the real estate market is right now, any apartment I’ll never own.

I came across this ad last Sunday for a luxury condo building in Lower Manhattan.

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So, uh, yeah, that’s a woman holding her melons.

That wasn’t exactly subtle or anything.

This entry was posted on Thursday, February 21st, 2008 at 10:42 am and is filed under Life in NYC. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

9 Responses to “Nice Melons!”

  1. February 21st, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Sarah says:

    What can you expect from a building on John St.?

  2. February 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Brandi says:

    I live in another building owned by that company. Good to see my astronomical rent payments are going towards great advertising…

  3. February 21st, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Todd says:

    That chick is hot

  4. February 21st, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    brookLyn gaL says:

    Her melons look so nice!

  5. February 21st, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Mike says:

    They’re unbelievably round!

  6. February 21st, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    chris says:

    This is an exceptional building….same architect as the Empire State Building…

  7. February 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 am

    duh says:

    shes asian, so its clearly just ironic that shes holding them.

  8. February 22nd, 2008 at 9:17 am

    keith says:

    those are totally fake.

  9. February 25th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Todd says:

    You know, the best way to see if those things are ripe is squeezing ‘em.

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