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Rethinking the MTA’s Safety Posters

Why is the MTA so polite on their safety posters? Their employees certainly aren’t that nice. And when you do something idiotic that demands a swift response, you shouldn’t be peppered with pleases and thank yous. That’s why I propose changing some of the MTA’s Safety Posters. Here’s one example that was inspired by my morning commute today:

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See? It’s totally appropriate, and perfect for those tourists who started to think that New Yorkers are so nice.

This entry was posted on Friday, January 25th, 2008 at 2:39 pm and is filed under Subway Stupidity. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

8 Responses to “Rethinking the MTA’s Safety Posters”

  1. January 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Arjewtino says:

    Can you create the same kind of poster for the Metro here in DC? It might have an impact on the general idiocy here as well.

  2. January 25th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    jillian says:

    Douchebag….a word that doesn’t get used nearly often enough here on the West Coast.

  3. January 25th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Sally Tomato says:

    I have one too, for the perpetually broken escalator at Lex/59th

    http://tomatodiaries.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html

  4. January 25th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Sally Tomato says:
  5. January 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    The Brooklyn Boy says:

    Ha! I actually prefer “douchetard,” myself.

  6. January 27th, 2008 at 8:22 am

    magickat says:

    I think that the second sign is ENTIRELY more effective. People would read it, laugh, and remember.

  7. January 27th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    Karen says:

    I just saw this today and started cracking up. Thank you for the entertainment.

  8. January 28th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Sam says:

    Dude, this is “If you see something, say something” in action. Brilliant work.

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