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amNY Watch: Redefining “Sports”

This article was in today’s sports section in amNewYork, and it was probably written by either a 10 year-old, or a 29 year-old who lives in his parents’ basement on Staten Island:

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Um, you’re not actually taking this seriously, are you? You do realize that it’s all staged, right?

I guess this is what happens to sports news in the first weekend without football in five months.

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5 Responses to “amNY Watch: Redefining “Sports””

  1. January 25th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Clinton says:

    I don’t get grown-ups who are into wrestling. The guy who sits a couple of cublicles over from me is a hardcore fan and it’s like, “wow, you’re a bigger fan of theater than I am.” If they made The Rock sing showtunes, it’d be exactly the same as a broadway musical. Okay, maybe it’d be sweatier, but that’s the only difference.

  2. January 25th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    eric the beehivehairdresser says:

    Reese is a boy’s name?

  3. January 25th, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Sarah says:

    I thought pro wrestling was real. When I was ten.

  4. January 25th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    lozo says:
  5. January 25th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Benjamin Kabak says:

    I’ll take “These publications just reprint press releases” for $200 please.

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