How to Find Porn on the Subway (In Four Easy Steps)
1. Enter the 23rd Street subway station on the downtown 6 line.
2. Turn right after the turnstiles and walk to the newsstand near the center of the platform.
3. Turn to the wall on the right side of the inside of the newsstand.
4. Observe completely nude women engaging in various sexual acts with men on the covers of the porn DVDs displayed in plain sight.
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January 10th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Brooklyn Bitch says:You think that’s an eye-full? Go check out the homeless dudes who sell books, ect. on 6th Ave. btw. Waverly and 8th.
Yowser! Why even purchase it? It’s as good as free!
January 10th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Benjamin Kabak says:Sudoku porn! Take it off, number 8.
January 10th, 2008 at 11:13 am
brookLyn gaL says:Ben stole my joke.
January 10th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
guestofaguest says:Subway kiosks, always a good place to get the daily porn fix.
January 10th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Sarah says:Stay classy, Manhattan!
January 10th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Ha Ha Sound says:The reporting in those magazines is still probably more accurate than in the New York Post.
January 10th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Pete says:There’s reporting in the New York Post?
January 10th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Pete says:Someone tell Rupert Murdoch!
January 11th, 2008 at 7:57 am
nospam@hotmail.com says:Awesome! Porn makes me happy, and makes baby Jesus cry!
January 11th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Dan Stackhouse says:Waitaminnit, are you saying Cosmo, Vogue, Esquire and so forth aren’t porn?
What we really need though is a pole-dancer in every subway car.
January 13th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Felicitas says:Make love, not war?
Make porn, not forlorn.
You say tomahto,
I say whatever.