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A Post-Holiday Carol

White Workday
(sung to the tune of “White Christmas”)

blossom.JPGI’m dreaming of a white workday
just like the ones I used to know,
where the pavement glistens
and workers listen
to hear our office closed by snow.

I’m dreaming of a white workday
with every spreadsheet that I fill.
May your days, may your days, may your days have a negative windchill,
because from now on, New York’s never will.

I’m dreaming of a white workday
with every memo that I write.
Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why Al Gore was riiiight
that my winter workdays won’t be white?

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 at 5:06 pm and is filed under Life in NYC. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

3 Responses to “A Post-Holiday Carol”

  1. January 9th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    StuyGirl says:

    I second that carol. Why is there not a blizzard outside???

  2. January 9th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    Ha Ha Sound says:

    Don’t question it, just enjoy it. Today was great. No jacket needed outside in the middle of January.

    Personally speaking, I welcome global warming. I can’t wait for Alphabet City to become prime beachfront property.

  3. January 10th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    lozo says:

    is this your not-so-subtle way of telling us you hate black people?

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