Signs that Professional Bull Riding is in Town
- Your typical douchey after-work Midtown bar, which usually plays “Don’t Stop Believin” and “You Shook Me All Night Long,” plays “Chattahoochee” and “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” instead.
- The smell of piss at the Hotel Pennsylvania is replaced by the smell of manure.
- The wait at a certain barbeque place a few blocks from the Garden can be measured in hours, not minutes.
- A makeshift trailer park is established along the 33rd Street side of Madison Square Garden.
- You get the sneaking suspicion that the guy walking next to you is packing heat - especially since he’s got a gun case in his hand.
- Five guys dressed like this get on the subway at 34th Street:
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January 7th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Beej says:They can all listen to New York’s Hottest Country Station!
oh. wait.
Take ALL of em. Get em out of Kansas and away from me!
January 7th, 2008 at 11:45 am
courtney says:you left out slutty UES girls in short skirts and cowboy boots- oh wait that was going on at Dorians long before the bulls came to town
January 7th, 2008 at 11:59 am
brookLyn gaL says:I hope that wasn’t an insult to “Don’t Stop Believin’” and “You Shook Me All Night Long.”
January 7th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
rks says:Dude, you got linked to on curbed. that makes you famous. or it doesn’t. the PBR Versus Invitational was pretty badass. Though, sadly, they did not serve PBR.
January 8th, 2008 at 12:10 am
mumbles says:I actually went. It was really good. Who knew 8 seconds lasted so long? (That sounds kind of dirty but upon reflection it’s not.)
January 8th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Jill says:Weirdly, my next door neighbor’s 8-year old niece & mother in the background were photographed in the Daily News at this event. I hadn’t heard of it and now I’m hearing of it twice in a row. Your site has karma.