Boozin at… The Place with the New Bar Smell
December 7, 2007 – 12:13 pmJust a few months ago, 12th Street Ale House (12th St. at 2nd Ave.) was an old gay bar that played porn on TV screens that you could actually see through the windows… it was a friendly neighborhood place, I’m sure. These days, the only thing playing on their five TV screens are any and every sport imaginable. Given the place’s history, the owners really wanted to strip it down and start from scratch. In a matter of a couple of weeks, they brought in a new bar, new furniture, and a new hardwood floor. They turned the place around really quickly.
When I walked in on Wednesday night, I experienced something I had never experienced before at a bar: new bar smell. The bar smelled like fresh sawdust - a bit like a lumber yard. In fact, it actually smelled a lot like Home Depot. I was expecting the bartenders to be wearing orange aprons and directing me to the tool department.
Actually, they’re supposed to be bringing a beer pong table into the place soon, so come the start of NYU’s spring semester, the bar will have a “tool department.” Once that thing’s in and pitchers of beer are flowing to the frat-set, the new bar smell will fade away quickly. But if you go this weekend, you can enjoy new bar smell while it lasts, as well as their selection of 12 beers on draft - a solid list, mostly European imports, but nothing too exciting or extraordinary.
A side note: when did $6 for beer become the gold standard in the East Village? It’s not just the new bars doing it, but the older bars’ prices are creeping up, too. I can buy a cheap 6-pack at a bodega for the same price, take it home, and not deal with the Bridge-and-Tunnel crowd that invades this neighborhood every weekend.
Review, in haiku:
Now: a decent place
for beer. Next month: probably
Mobbed with Douchebags. Sad.
(12th Street and 2nd Avenue, Northwest Corner)


8 Responses
I believe that “old bar smell” is actually called “Bar Stank”. Wikipedia says yes.
By J$ on Dec 7, 2007
i’ve been wondering what they were going to do with that place. but i’ve been out of town for the last 2 weeks, so haven’t seen the final results. now i know to avoid it.
thanks for the recon work!
By keith on Dec 7, 2007
thanks for the recommendation. maybe i’ll go there tonight. it’ll be a nice change from cu law bars- they smell of evil
By irina on Dec 7, 2007
j$ - once the nyu kids come back, the aroma will change from “bar stank” to “bar skank”
By keith on Dec 7, 2007
Nice haiku. I remember learning to write those in class with you in 4th grade.
By Josh on Dec 7, 2007
Cheap beer=Dick Manitobas or Motor City. Very old-bar smelling and douche-free.
By skinbeatergreg on Dec 11, 2007
I’ve never smelled that smell before…now I’m extremely jealous of your next couple days with it.
By jason on Dec 11, 2007
remember when all those NYU “tools” showed you around this great city when you hated it and longed for the vermont you would soon leave, only to come crawling back? watch the language my friend. NYU is a place of greatness.
By abbie on Dec 12, 2007