How Many Times Must a Man Hit Ignore

November 30, 2007 – 12:20 pm

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No, Facebook friend, I will not be a werewolf, a pirate, a vampire, a zombie, a slayer, or a ninja. I will not participate in your snowball fight, your pillow fight, or your super-poking fight. I will not be sending or receiving “hotness points.” I will not give you a virtual hug, nor will I pet your pet dragon, or blow him, you, or anyone else a kiss. I am not interested in knowing which Friends character I am, which Sex in the City character I am, which superhero I am, or how sexy my name is. This is not what Facebook was meant to be used for, and I refuse to add your stupid little applications to clutter up my profile. You can be my friend, but that’s it. Got it? Good.

(But you can be my Facebook fan! Go here and do that - it’s actually Facebook-sanctioned!)



  1. 12 Responses

  2. “nor will I pet your pet dragon, or blow him”

    This is good to know.

    By brookLyn gaL on Nov 30, 2007

  3. hey, i was just wondering — are you on facebook yet?

    By lozo on Nov 30, 2007

  4. Lozo: Yeah, I think I might have mentioned it once.

    By Chris on Nov 30, 2007

  5. You remind me of a kvetching (web-savvy) Jewish Grandma.

    By Meaghan on Nov 30, 2007

  6. I just realized yesterday that we are Facebook friends. Not fans though. You love it!

    By Annie on Dec 1, 2007

  7. I hate all of those things with a passion. I think I put the first application on my Facebook page like a week ago for favorite sports teams.

    By Caitlyn on Dec 1, 2007

  8. Thank you for this!! Stop the insanity!

    By The Bee on Dec 2, 2007

  9. It’s really all about Scrabulous.

    By Benjamin Kabak on Dec 2, 2007

  10. I just superpoked you in the dragon.

    By Todd on Dec 3, 2007

  11. Too funny. I agree 100%.

    By alicia on Dec 4, 2007

  12. candy corn???

    By skinbeatergreg on Dec 4, 2007

  13. hells frikin ya! like i have a myspace. and yes i have 2 aps. a virtual pet…cause its cute…and a truth box…cause i like hears what my freinds think.

    But the constant badgering to add them bugs the hell outa me. I hear your thoughts loud and clear…i have a penguin so don’t worry.

    By Tepest on May 24, 2008

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