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How Many Times Must a Man Hit Ignore

No, Facebook friend, I will not be a werewolf, a pirate, a vampire, a zombie, a slayer, or a ninja. I will not participate in your snowball fight, your pillow fight, or your super-poking fight. I will not be sending or receiving “hotness points.” I will not give you a virtual hug, nor will I pet your pet dragon, or blow him, you, or anyone else a kiss. I am not interested in knowing which Friends character I am, which Sex in the City character I am, which superhero I am, or how sexy my name is. This is not what Facebook was meant to be used for, and I refuse to add your stupid little applications to clutter up my profile. You can be my friend, but that’s it. Got it? Good.

(But you can be my Facebook fan! Go here and do that - it’s actually Facebook-sanctioned!)

This entry was posted on Friday, November 30th, 2007 at 12:20 pm and is filed under General stupidity. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

13 Responses to “How Many Times Must a Man Hit Ignore”

1. November 30th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

   brookLyn gaL says:

   “nor will I pet your pet dragon, or blow him”

   This is good to know.

2. November 30th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

   lozo says:

   hey, i was just wondering — are you on facebook yet?

3. November 30th, 2007 at 3:05 pm

   Chris says:

   Lozo: Yeah, I think I might have mentioned it once.

4. November 30th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

   Meaghan says:

   You remind me of a kvetching (web-savvy) Jewish Grandma.

5. December 1st, 2007 at 6:15 pm

   Annie says:

   I just realized yesterday that we are Facebook friends. Not fans though. You love it!

6. December 1st, 2007 at 8:54 pm

   Caitlyn says:

   I hate all of those things with a passion. I think I put the first application on my Facebook page like a week ago for favorite sports teams.

7. December 2nd, 2007 at 8:25 pm

   The Bee says:

   Thank you for this!! Stop the insanity!

8. December 2nd, 2007 at 11:53 pm

   Benjamin Kabak says:

   It’s really all about Scrabulous.

9. December 3rd, 2007 at 6:24 pm

   Todd says:

   I just superpoked you in the dragon.

10. December 4th, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    alicia says:

    Too funny. I agree 100%.

11. December 4th, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    skinbeatergreg says:

    candy corn???

12. May 24th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Tepest says:

    hells frikin ya! like i have a myspace. and yes i have 2 aps. a virtual pet…cause its cute…and a truth box…cause i like hears what my freinds think.

    But the constant badgering to add them bugs the hell outa me. I hear your thoughts loud and clear…i have a penguin so don’t worry.

13. December 28th, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Hsiu Alcott says:

    I always love to read good comments since you can learn a lot about them. I don’t always agree but still your comments are good.

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