It’s Monday, and I’m Mad as Hell
Well, now we know that Scientologists don’t believe in sweating, either, since nobody really breaks a sweat when you’re “running” at a 12-minute-a-mile pace.
Come up with an original idea. Then maybe we’ll pay you more money.
Welcome back. Hope they don’t sue you for all your yappy-netted dough.
New England fans see no need to make an “Indianapolis Sucks” towel. It’s inferred - you live in Indiana.
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November 5th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Steve says:Hey… long time reader, first time caller…
I’d point out that the Colts clearly suck for another reason… they fly, with great pride, their division championship banners in the RCA Dome.
November 5th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Beej says:I’m sure come next season, the Phillies will reveal their “2007 NL EAST CHAMPS” banner.
We’re that desperate.
November 5th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Caitlyn says:I’m with you on that Beej. We’re desperate as all hell, and I’m not embarrassed to admit it.
And Chris, a 12 minute mile is fairly respectable for, oh, say a MARATHON.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:36 am
Liz says:Re the writers — oh, they have original ideas, all right, but the same people that don’t want to pay them fight like hell to keep original stuff off the air. Too risky.
November 6th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Benjamin Kabak says:I dunno, Caitlyn. Katie finished in 34193 place (out of 38554). Her split times are pretty bad too. That’s not too respectable.
November 7th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Liz says:But she did finish a marathon. Not many people can do that. If you want to make fun of her, make fun of her husband or religion, they actually warrant it.