Hypocrisy Smells Like Pigeon Poop
October 31, 2007 – 9:09 amPigeons are apparently a big problem down on Staten Island near the ferry terminal. Since that terminal was renovated two years ago, it’s been overrun with pigeons. Commuters are being pelted with pigeon droppings, and maggots feeding on the droppings are falling from ceiling tiles. Yeah, this is some nasty sh… well, you know.
So, City Councilman James Oddo (yes, this James Oddo) has a solution to the pigeon problem: contraceptives! That’s right - just give the pigeons a form of animal birth control, and the problem will solve itself!
That’s some great thinking, Republican City Councilman James Oddo! You’ve taken a stand, and you are clearly in favor of contraceptives for pigeons.
But you “morally object” to contraceptives for anyone else. Even rape victims.
So, just so we’re clear on Councilman Oddo’s position:
Birth control for pigeons: GOOD.
Birth control for humans: BAD.
10 Responses
Clearly you need more bubbas. Because, as I once heard on a street in Charleston, “Them’s good eatin’ ya know.”
By Amy in StL on Oct 31, 2007
PLUS he looks like an extremely angry Steve Carell from the Office.
By J$ on Oct 31, 2007
Wait, people really live on Staten Island?
By [Cherry] Ride on Oct 31, 2007
I hope that he goes through each spieces on the planet and decides which are ok to take birth control and which would be morally objectionable. I need my councilpersons to tell me what is morally responsible, particularly when dealing with birth control for creatures such as elephants, raccoons, and goldfish.
By brookLyn gaL on Oct 31, 2007
Thank god he has his priorities straight.
dry cleaning bills
By Shan on Oct 31, 2007
Bah it cut off half my comment. Dry cleaning bills, way less than baby bills. Dumbass.
By Shan on Oct 31, 2007
it’s only a matter of time before he’s caught up in some gay sex scandal just like every other sexually-repressed republican.
By keith on Oct 31, 2007
I think we should just let the pigeons and maggots take over Staten Island. It’s not really a part of New York City or anything, anyway.
By Ha Ha Sound on Oct 31, 2007
I would prefer that he write an abstainance-only curriculum that talked about the dangers of pigeons sex. Just imagine how many pigeons are in hell right now from all that fornication.
By Ross on Oct 31, 2007
I wonder who would fit all those lady pigeons for their teeny tiny diaphragms?
Maybe a better solution is for Oddo to clean up the maggoty pigeon shit and go fuck himself!
By skinbeatergreg on Nov 1, 2007