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Great Moments in Product Naming

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Product Development Guy #1: Hmm… this tastes like… hmm, I’m not quite sure. Maybe something tropical? No, something cold… or something crisp… or something… um, unexpected. Like… a squall?
Product Development Guy #2: Yes! It does! A squall! You mean, like a snow squall?
Product Development Guy #1: No… more like a green squall.
Product Development Guy #2: A green squall? What’s that?
Product Development Guy #1: I’m not exactly sure, but this definitely tastes like one.
Product Development Guy #2: Yeah, I can taste a “green squall,” too. Let’s go with it!

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One Response to “Great Moments in Product Naming”

  1. October 27th, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    Courtney says:

    I am holding out for Accelerade “green vortex” and Gatorade “chartruse monsoon”

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