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amNY Watch: Triple Trouble

What, you think I forgot about amNY Watch? Of course not! No week would be complete without it. And like the past 51 weeks, this week’s issues of amNewYork are rife with typographical errors that even a kindergartener could find. Here’s one from the food page of yesterday’s issue:

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As a warning, this recipe will rot your teeth within 1.3 bites. 

And then there’s this lovely headline from today’s entertainment news:

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That headline was a bit of a stretch, amNewYork… even for you. “Liquor-ative?” In place of “lucrative?” Um, no. “Liquor-ative” might be an appropriate play on “decorative” (and even that’s a stretch), but not “lucrative.” Sorry! Please try again.

And finally, there’s this gem - also from today’s paper:

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Really? Funny, I thought the City of Hoboken was defined by its established borders - not some loose geographical landmarks.

This entry was posted on Thursday, October 25th, 2007 at 2:55 pm and is filed under amNY Watch. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “amNY Watch: Triple Trouble”

  1. October 26th, 2007 at 9:23 am

    Ben says:

    Candy is dandy, but liquor is more liquor-ative. Thanks for reading!

  2. October 26th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Mike says:

    What’s this? A flicker of creativity in the predictable sea of black and white? Send up a (flair) for it, before all is lost in an alliterative allusion to literacy! It’s far better to have it “Liquor-itive” than Lax-ative!At least it got your attention.

  3. October 26th, 2007 at 9:53 am

    Rick says:

    Find Hoboken: Get on the PATH train to Hoboken. Ride said PATH train. Exit train.

    Why a New York City commuter paper need to explain where to “find” Hoboken make no sense whats so ever.

  4. October 26th, 2007 at 9:57 am

    Dwiite says:

    amny is always looking for new and creative ways to say, “2 tablespoons light corn syrup.”

  5. November 6th, 2007 at 7:08 am

    jason says:

    It was really the 16 tablespoons of butter that got me. Isn’t there a larger measure out there? Or do they just want you to know that your heart will stop approximately 2 minutes after your teeth fall out?

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