Ahoy, Matey! It is Time T’Celebrate!
September 19, 2007 – 8:56 am
It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day! And t’celebrate, I will tell you my favorite pirate joke.
Q: Why did the Pirates lose their health benefits in the labor dispute?
A: Because they didn’t have a good ARRRRRRRbitrator.
That’s unfortunate, because those health benefits really could’ve come in handy for new hooks, eye patches, and wooden legs. Arrrr.
10 Responses
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender strikes up a conversation with him. “So, what’s with the steering wheel?” he asks.
The pirate replied “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts!”
By Josh on Sep 19, 2007
Arrrr. That one’s old and tired. Walk the plank!
By Chris on Sep 19, 2007
More importantly, when is Dress Like A Pirate Day? That’s what I’m looking forward to.
By brookLyn gaL on Sep 19, 2007
An economist I believe from UChicago studied pirate economies throughout history and is paper was titled “Arrrganomics” which I thought was rather clever.
By Courtney on Sep 19, 2007
ahh yes, here it is… my bad it was called “An An-arrgh-chy: The Law and Economics of Pirate Organization”
By Courtney on Sep 19, 2007
@ Josh:
Best. Pirate joke. EVER.
By Ri L. on Sep 19, 2007
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A bucaneer.
By carolgk on Sep 19, 2007
Ha ha! That was so bad it was hilarious! Love it!!
By Actress Andrea on Sep 19, 2007
“More importantly, when is Dress Like A Pirate Day? That’s what I’m looking forward to.”
@brookLyn gaL- FUCK YES. I am with you all the way.
By stephiebee on Sep 21, 2007
I hear the next Pirates of the Carribean installment won’t allow kids in…because it’s rated ARRRRR.
sorry. just had to.
By DH on Sep 24, 2007