Ahoy, Matey! It is Time T’Celebrate!
It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day! And t’celebrate, I will tell you my favorite pirate joke.
Q: Why did the Pirates lose their health benefits in the labor dispute?
A: Because they didn’t have a good ARRRRRRRbitrator.
That’s unfortunate, because those health benefits really could’ve come in handy for new hooks, eye patches, and wooden legs. Arrrr.
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September 19th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Josh says:A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender strikes up a conversation with him. “So, what’s with the steering wheel?” he asks.
The pirate replied “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts!”
September 19th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Chris says:Arrrr. That one’s old and tired. Walk the plank!
September 19th, 2007 at 10:21 am
brookLyn gaL says:More importantly, when is Dress Like A Pirate Day? That’s what I’m looking forward to.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Courtney says:An economist I believe from UChicago studied pirate economies throughout history and is paper was titled “Arrrganomics” which I thought was rather clever.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Courtney says:ahh yes, here it is… my bad it was called “An An-arrgh-chy: The Law and Economics of Pirate Organization”
September 19th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Ri L. says:@ Josh:
Best. Pirate joke. EVER.
September 19th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
carolgk says:How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A bucaneer.
September 19th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Actress Andrea says:Ha ha! That was so bad it was hilarious! Love it!!
September 21st, 2007 at 7:28 am
stephiebee says:“More importantly, when is Dress Like A Pirate Day? That’s what I’m looking forward to.”
@brookLyn gaL- FUCK YES. I am with you all the way.
September 24th, 2007 at 6:57 am
DH says:I hear the next Pirates of the Carribean installment won’t allow kids in…because it’s rated ARRRRR.
sorry. just had to.