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intelligent and unintelligible thoughts about life in these five boroughs

I’m Trapped.

subentrance.jpgHello there! I’m the New York City Subway System! I get you from point to point easily and efficiently. I have hundreds of stations across all five boroughs, spanning miles and miles of track that have served New Yorkers for over a hundred yea…

Oh, what’s that you say? What do you have there? Oh, it’s a bottle of water?

OH MY GOD! NOT WATER! AHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! AHHHHHHH! HELLLLLP ME! Even though water is a completely natural occurrence in this city, which just so happens to be bounded on nearly every side by water, WATER IS HORRIBLE!!! Even though I tunnel under and bridge over massive bodies of water, WATER IS POISON!!! GET THE WATER AWAY FROM ME! HELLLLLP!

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[Since when did New York City become Los Angeles’ sister city by freaking out and completely shutting down during every fucking rainstorm?]

This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 at 9:37 am and is filed under Subway Stupidity, Life in NYC. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “I’m Trapped.”

  1. August 8th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    says:

    The people that work inside subway booths are beyond useless, they tell you the wrong information. what the hell is their purpose?

  2. August 8th, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    says:

    Apparently the subway is like the Wicked Witch of the West.

  3. August 8th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    says:

    Tell me about it. Every time! You’d think they’d have picked up on the pattern by now.

  4. August 8th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    says:

    Apparently the subway is like the Wicked Witch of the West.

    HEY! You stole my line.

  5. August 8th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    says:

    Jimmy, I agree 100%. They should all be fired. Every single one.

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