east village idiot

You’re Ron Burgandy?

June 20, 2007 – 5:57 pm

Here’s a nifty weekend project for you, with five simple steps:

1. Buy a bookshelf from Ikea, $24.99.

2. Buy one foot of leather books from the Strand Bookstore, $150.

3. Buy a mahogany-scented candle from Nooks & Niches, $25.

4. Install the bookshelf, place books on bookshelf, and light candle.

5. Enjoy.

See that? Real Simple ain’t got nothin’ on me.