Good News, Bad News
Today’s top news stories, as plotted on the official East Village Idiot “How Much I Care” Spectrum:
This entry was posted on Thursday, June 7th, 2007 at 4:45 pm and is filed under News. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
June 7th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
says:I agree. I refuse to talk about the attention whore unless it’s an insanely great joke that cuts her down.
Even then, it’s still talking about her too much.
June 7th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
says:conversation that I was not a part of, but I blatantly eavesdropped yesterday:
COO/founder of my company: Paris Hilton is just stupid.
Advertising Honcho she was meeting with: Oh, she’s a lovely girl. She’s my neighbor. The only problem I’ve ever had with her is when she has parties, people block my driveway. I think she’s extraordinarily intelligent.
[all other noise drowned out by the incredulous buzzing in my own ears for hours]
June 7th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
says:She’s a cock-gobbling thunder-cunt. I hate that bitch, as you can see from my latest blog entry lovingly titled “Throw that slut back in jail”.
http://www.ozskier.com/mmp/?p=1344
June 8th, 2007 at 10:15 am
says:Dave, on the other hand, seems to love talking about her. Props for the phrase “cock-gobbling thunder-cunt”.
June 10th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
says:Couldn’t agree more with you guys
June 18th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
says:We had the TV on at work that day (it’s supposed to be for “watching the stock market.” We do have it tuned to news of some sort).
My boss walked by and wanted to know what was going on in France, because they kept mentioning Paris so much.