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If I Don’t Return from Long Island, Avenge My Death

I’m going to see my Buffalo Sabres kick the Islanders’ asses in Game 4 of the conference quarterfinals (that’s hockey, for everyone other than the 3 readers who actually follow the NHL). Here are two images that appeared when doing a Google Image Search for “Nassau Coliseum:”

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This is what the parking lot of Nassau Coliseum looks like during a regular-season Islanders game.

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This is the guido who will beat me up in the previously-mentioned parking lot following the game.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 at 3:52 pm and is filed under Sports. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

8 Responses to “If I Don’t Return from Long Island, Avenge My Death”

  1. April 18th, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    says:

    You’re going to long island voluntarily?

    I don’t understand.

  2. April 18th, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    says:

    Shell neckless…timeless…

  3. April 18th, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    says:

    Oh God. You always make me laugh.

    I just got home about 20 minutes ago from the RANGERS game! The ones who are so going to win the cup!

    How SWEEP it is!!

  4. April 18th, 2007 at 11:00 pm

    says:

    Hollywood: We’ll see you guys in the next round… and I hate that I actually have to root for the Devils in order for that to happen.

  5. April 19th, 2007 at 12:26 am

    says:

    Why would he beat you up? What did you do to him? Or is it just one of those Long Island “turf” things?

  6. April 19th, 2007 at 8:37 am

    says:

    Hey! That’s me in the picture. Dude, I am going to kick your ass!

  7. April 19th, 2007 at 9:33 am

    says:

    HaHa. Good Luck!

  8. April 22nd, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    says:

    That “Guido”?

    Must be from Dyker Heights;

    Ask him to spell what he said;

    If he can’t, he must be a Yankees’ Fan.

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