Conversations Last Night Involving My Ass
April 11, 2007 – 10:38 amUpon seeing a hot girl covered in tattoos at Cheap Shots:
Friend: Do you have any tattoos?
Me: No, but if I did, it would I have to be something I know I’ll be faithful to for my entire life. Like a Red Sox logo…
Friend: Hmm, what could I be faithful to for my entire life?
Me: …either that, or maybe my alma mater. Maybe I could get an “Ithaca is Gorges” logo tattooed on my lower back and have an arrow pointing down to my ass.
In the midst of a game of Taboo at Common Ground:
Me: Uh… uh… you might drop one of these.
Friend: Um…?
Me: Uh… if I said I was going to “drop the Cosby kids off at the pool,’” then I might be going to drop a…?
Friend: DEUCE!
Me: Yes!
4 Responses
Disturbing.
By on Apr 11, 2007
Hmmm…divided by a common language. I have no idea.
By on Apr 11, 2007
You want to get an Ithaca is Gorges tramp stamp? That’s funny.
By on Apr 11, 2007
The first part of this post contains two things I love: Cheap Shots and the Red Sox.
By on Apr 19, 2007