Looks Can Be Deceiving
Observe this photo, taken in a restaurant restroom.
Fancy pants! A designer sink and faucet, a scented candle, glass tiles… what you don’t see is the recessed lighting and the vase with fresh flowers.
Which of the following menu items would you see when sitting back down at the table after leaving this restroom?
A.) Poached Chicken Breast and Roasted Thigh, with Root Vegetables in a Foie Gras Lentil Sauce
B.) Thai Barbeque Lamb Skewers on Preserved Mayer Lemon and Heiricorn Tomato Salad
C.) Cheeseburger Deluxe, served with cole slaw, french fries, lettuce, tomato, and pickle
If you guessed “C,” you’re right: it’s Green Kitchen, a diner at 77th and 1st. The Upper East Side is a strange, strange place.
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March 7th, 2007 at 11:36 am
says:I must check this place out right away…
March 7th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
says:Heiricorn? Is that foodie l337 speak for “heirloom”?
March 7th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
says:I would have guessed C just because I can’t picture you eating at either of the first two restaurants mentioned.