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Breaking: Spring Has Sprung

Sure, it may still technically be winter, and the forecast may call for a high of 30° next week, but near Astor Place, there is a sure sign that spring has arrived in New York City:

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I now know that 55° is an acceptable temperature at which to sell Mister Softee products.

However, given their suspicious consistency, I maintain that there is no acceptable temperature at which to eat Mister Softee products.

This entry was posted on Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 at 12:47 pm and is filed under Life in NYC. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “Breaking: Spring Has Sprung”

  1. March 3rd, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    says:

    Have you ever had one? I am counting the days until I can eat ice cream again, and Mister Softee is on my list!

  2. March 4th, 2007 at 7:27 am

    says:

    That was funny! :) I personally am not a fan of Mr. Softee.
    You know.

  3. March 5th, 2007 at 10:45 am

    says:

    I think Mister Softee must have seen his shadow because the forecast this week is terrible.

  4. March 5th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    says:

    A friend who used to be a personal injury lawyer once warned me away from Mister Softee, saying they never cleaned their machines, etc. I laughed him off.

    Then one day, I had a Mister Softee - and hours later was hit with the WORST case of food poisoning I’ve ever had.

    So yeah, that shit’s no good - but hey, if you all want to risk it, that’s your call…

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