I Don’t Think It’s a Gay Gum… Mo-ji-to…
February 1, 2007 – 8:03 amI came across this gum at the bodega yesterday:
Orbit Mint Mojito Gum.
I have three questions:
1. If a man bought this flavor of gum, wouldn’t that be a little… you know… gay?
2. Isn’t “Mint Mojito” a redundant name for a flavor?
3. Couldn’t this be like Nicorette for alcoholics?
9 Responses
#1. Yes
#2. Yes
#3. Counts as a slip.
By on Feb 1, 2007
it’s not redundant. there are coconut and raspberry mojitos…
and it doesn’t make you gay if you’re Latino.
By on Feb 1, 2007
D-M: correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the key ingredient of all mojitos mint? In my experience, a mojito, whether it’s traditional or fruit-flavored, still has mint in it.
By on Feb 1, 2007
“if a man bought this….”
A real man wouldn’t question his sexuality.
By on Feb 1, 2007
Raspberry and coconut mojitos are as authentic as a chocolate martini.
My vote: redundant (and gay).
By on Feb 1, 2007
I must admit to liking mojitos and Orbit gum, but I will steer clear of this abominable union.
By on Feb 2, 2007
Gay, who cares. It taste bad. Must agree with Chris, Mojito is mint.
By on Feb 2, 2007
Your entry title were also my first words upon seeing the gum. Too bad it tastes terrible. makes my stomach hurt.
By on Feb 2, 2007
Makes your breath smell like something curled up and died in your mouth…n a s t y!
By on Feb 27, 2007