I Don’t Think It’s a Gay Gum… Mo-ji-to…
I came across this gum at the bodega yesterday:
Orbit Mint Mojito Gum.
I have three questions:
1. If a man bought this flavor of gum, wouldn’t that be a little… you know… gay?
2. Isn’t “Mint Mojito” a redundant name for a flavor?
3. Couldn’t this be like Nicorette for alcoholics?
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February 1st, 2007 at 10:54 am
says:#1. Yes
#2. Yes
#3. Counts as a slip.
February 1st, 2007 at 2:42 pm
says:it’s not redundant. there are coconut and raspberry mojitos…
and it doesn’t make you gay if you’re Latino.
February 1st, 2007 at 3:28 pm
says:D-M: correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the key ingredient of all mojitos mint? In my experience, a mojito, whether it’s traditional or fruit-flavored, still has mint in it.
February 1st, 2007 at 11:09 pm
says:“if a man bought this….”
A real man wouldn’t question his sexuality.
February 1st, 2007 at 11:45 pm
says:Raspberry and coconut mojitos are as authentic as a chocolate martini.
My vote: redundant (and gay).
February 2nd, 2007 at 2:31 pm
says:I must admit to liking mojitos and Orbit gum, but I will steer clear of this abominable union.
February 2nd, 2007 at 2:42 pm
says:Gay, who cares. It taste bad. Must agree with Chris, Mojito is mint.
February 2nd, 2007 at 4:55 pm
says:Your entry title were also my first words upon seeing the gum. Too bad it tastes terrible. makes my stomach hurt.
February 27th, 2007 at 1:27 am
says:Makes your breath smell like something curled up and died in your mouth…n a s t y!