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Mind-Blowing Discoveries

My roommate, who is 25 years old and works in finance, just came into my room to tell me he has made a miraculous discovery:

“I just found out that I can use my debit card like a credit card.”

The card has a Visa logo on it. He’s had the card for as long as he’s had a bank account.

My brain hurts.

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7 Responses to “Mind-Blowing Discoveries”

  1. November 12th, 2006 at 10:12 pm

    says:

    Wow… That kid needs to get with the program.

  2. November 13th, 2006 at 2:05 am

    says:

    You should use his debit card as a credit card. Like, to buy some porn?

  3. November 13th, 2006 at 11:18 am

    says:

    I weep for the future.

  4. November 13th, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    says:

    You might want to let him know that he can pull money out of an ATM with that debit car too.

  5. November 15th, 2006 at 8:39 am

    says:

    People still use ATM machines and banks? Who knew?

  6. December 13th, 2006 at 12:15 am

    says:

    hmmm… perhaps…
    you should stay away from him…
    better still, change a new roommate?
    that would solve all the hair-ripping issues

  7. February 1st, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    says:

    Is his name Igor by any chance?

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